Queen Sheba

How can I tell her that she is Roxie my pup princess and that she is not Queen Sheba of the Nile???

Dog Treatment

I went to see an acquaintance at a dog park yesterday, and we introduced our dogs to each other. My friend was getting ready to leave for a long trip in the next couple of days. "Aren't you excited?" I asked her. "Yes, very...but I just worry for my dog", she replied. "My sister is going to take her", she continued. "So?" I curiously asked. "Well, my dog has to stay outside, and eat dog food, and he get's all dirty... she treats him just like a dog!" "Oh", I thought to myself, "They sure are our babies, aren't they?"